Cargo

You know you are a freight pilot when :

1) On the tarmac, the ground personnel rolls the red carpet AWAY from your plane ;
2) The plane you are flying was getting old when you were born ;
3) You haven’t done a daylight landing for 6 months ;
4) The ATC tells you there is smoother air at another FL and you don’t care ;
5) You call for transportation to the hotel and they can’t find you on the airport ;
6) Your uniform has not been ironed for two weeks and nobody cares ;
7) You fly through a terrible storm and you can hear the thunder (instead of the passengers);
8 ) You have to get your own coffee ;
9) Nobody is afraid when you use the toilet ;
10) Upon approaching, you call ATC and decline your company’s name and ATC replies « Who? »…

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